одна из тысячи наглых подделок Yankovic'а - Star Wars Gangsta Rap

(Vader with Sidious/Emporer)
It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not!
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not!
It's the Dark side.
You are correct!
Keep frontin' the Empire,
To all you Vader-haters out there,
We'll blow your planet up!

What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the Dark side?
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another Dark Jedi.
He will join us or die!

We got death star!(Death Star!) x 8
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!)
And you know that we got it.(Death Star!) (fade after)

(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now!
And quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder,
where are them two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
You cleaned your room?

(Luke)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation,
I cleaned the droids,
Can I go to the Toshi Station?
I gotta lay away on the power converter,
But now you treating me like a scruffy nerfherder!

(Obi-Wan)
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Degobah, Run to Degobah,
Luke, use the Force and run,
Run to Dagobah, Run to Dagobah.

(Yoda)
I'm Yoda,
I'm a soulja,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya!
Don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
You wont believe your eyes,
Watch the X-wing rise!

(Luke)
Yoda, why you being a playa-hata?
You know still I must confront Lord Vader!

(Yoda)
But Luke, not ready are you!

(Luke)
But there's a city in the clouds where they keeping ma crew,
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do,
so now Vader, I'm coming for you!

(Luke in X-Wing)
Yea, that's right R-2.,
Set a new course.
We're going to cloud city.
Ah. Thats a mighty good Gin and tonic
You should mix me up another?

(Lord Vader)
Impressive, now release yo' anger,
You must have sensed that yo' friends are in danger.

(Luke)
Ow! why did you slice off my hand?

(Lord Vader)
It's imperative that you understand.
Obi-Wan would never bother,
Telling you about your father.

(Luke)
He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

(Lord Vader)
Then there is something, I must reveal him.
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha,
I am yo' fatha,
I'm yo' fatha'!

(Owen)
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke,
Knock him out!
Knock him out the box, Luke.